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By Britni Diamond July 8, Have you ever been in a situation where you say one thing, but really, you mean something totally different? I'm not talking about lying. I'm talking about situations when, given various circumstances, you're required to substitute your real thoughts with whatever is thought to sound best. For example, it's when your boss asks if you mind staying late on a summer Friday, when your doctor asks if you smoke or do drugs or when your friend asks if her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is mf than her. In situations like these, you can't always say what you mean, especially if what you mean is just plain mean or if it means you will end up being fired or sent to rehab as a result.

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Because when it comes to orgasms, here too, we sadly aren't able to flip a light switch and just cum. You're welcome: 1. Like, stay exactly where you are. wabt

She just wants to make sure you finish. Does it? And despite the fact we are totally enjoying the sex, we came like 10 minutes ago and now just want a glass of water.

The only time she would ever want you to speed up would be if she literally said faster, but I feel like she probably wouldn't? But, let's be real: If we did that, the holy union of matrimony would cease to exist, and shortly after that, the human race would be long gone, as well. If you're following directions on Waze and it says you are one minute from your destination with zero traffic, you wouldn't start heading a different direction and hope it reroutes.

Overview[ edit ] The song begins with a boogie woogie feel, [6] with the piano part played by a then-unknown Jools Holland. She's not the, "my body's a temple" fuvk of girl.

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By awkward impotence dance, I mean, like, watn your dick doesn't get hard or won't stay hard, and then you act all butt hurt like your alpha male pride mf crushed. During, just let us know you like fucking us. By Britni Diamond July 8, Have you ever been in a situation where you say one thing, but really, you mean something totally different? We want them to know we're bluffing and want them to make the "right" decision, which is them deciding not to go, coming home with flowers, offering to cuddle the entire night and then agreeing to watch "Bridesmaids" with us.

So, why do you have to hear that, and then do something different?

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But when it comes to relationships, it's complicated. Holland wrote that wxnt first time he heard the song's lyrics was when playing the record to his mother, his younger brothers, and his aunt and uncle.

The female mind is complicated, and women will always say certain things to sound right, and thus, their boyfriends will always have the daunting daily task of deciphering such diluted diction. It's like, yeah, we can fuck your semi-hard dick, but we know you can do better. You're hard! So, keep doing what you are doing.

Hopefully this provides men with a higher level of understanding and women with higher levels of satisfaction.

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Not skinny enough? Are we not pretty enough? We need to feel your full five fingers planted somewhere on our body, so if you're not grabbing our ass, boobs, legs, back, whatever, then just fucking choke us a little. Just like your egos get hurt when your dicks get soft, our egos get hurt when your dick works more operationally than enthusiastically.

So, as you can see, it's quite complicated. It lingers on a bit longer, so you keep going until we say cut.

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Is this something we fuci start doing the opposite of? Below is your chick-to-dick translator, your fufk dirty talk defined. We need our boss to pay us, we need our doctor to give us Adderall, we need to keep at least one friend who isn't annoying in our good graces and we need our boyfriends to not realize how crazy we are until they propose. I mean, unless you guys literally need to be wwant in 20 minutes, and she still needs dry her hair.

It's like, ladies, let's just stop being full of shit all the time with our boyfriends and tell it like it is. Also, like with the yoga thing, if we wanted to stay in one uncomfortable position for a really long time, we would just go to a hot yoga class.

However, as with anything, when it comes to saying things for the sake of sounding right, there is a time and a place for it. And now, instead of stroking your hard dick because it's softwe have to stroke your manhood and build your ego up all while simultaneously reassuring ourselves quietly in our head that no, it had nothing to do with the fact we didn't shower after Pilates.

Saying things to sound right to SOs is different.

This isn't yoga, but it is similar in the sense that if the inversion doesn't feel good, then that's OK. County asked him to play "really burlesque ".

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And we fkck need to hear how much you love our personalities. She's, like, literally your wife, and you guys have been trying for months now.

That's it. These are all the basics, loosely defined. Used as an adverb, in the case of "fuck me harder," it means to give her nice, hard, deep thrusts. fuk

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There you have it. Then you can, like, actually go faster. Also, the female orgasm works differently.

Fuck me with your really hard dick. I am Gigi.