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By Cashie Rohaly July 10, The illustrious stoner boy: a breed that must have been created by the Gods of sex and cannabis.

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Stoner Songs Weed is good, weed is fine, If you share your weed, ill share mine. I never realized so many Muslims smoked weed. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. A: A baked apple pie. Yeah, imagine what else they can do with their mouths.

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I'm not as think as you stoned I am! A: A Liar. Now, how much for that TV set in the window? Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed.

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goinng Q: How do you know your a pothead? All you fuckers that don't get high, shut the fuck up and give it a try.

Goibg not religious, but I worship Mary Jane. Stay high! Q: What do you call a TV show about physicists smoking weed? The drunk said, "Fuck This, I'm gonna pretend I'm a bottle and just roll down the hill!

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So the little lizard climbed up the tree. Q: How do sharks get high?

I said "Mother Earth. Where is he? If the whole world smoked a t at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.

Be still, my heart. The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot. Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!

Marijuana, cant we all just get a bong? Haters bring drama, stoners bring ganja the marijuana movement, it's a t effort.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop ? Girls that look like barbie, but smoke like marley It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn. Party hardy rock and roll, Drink a fifth smoke a bowel, Pots a plant it grows in the ground If god didnt want it it wouldn't be around So all you assholes who dont get high just shut the fuck up and give it a try Roll Roll, Roll, a t pass it down the line Take a toke hold your smoke blow your fuckin mind I was here, but now I'm not, I'm round da corner smokin' pot!

Think about it: Guys are great, weed is phenomenal and when you combine the two, you get a better combination than Nutella and a spoon. Q: What do you call a stoner when horny? Sometimes I smell weed and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes. A: Screw it, we got lighters Q. A: A pot belly Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed I'd aesy have a world of pothe than alcoholics. Followed by a global food shortage. A: A baked potato. Friend: "You could go to jail for weed! The only weed problem I have, is when I don't have any weed, and that's a big problem.

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But seriously, if you think about it, 95 percent of the ocean is undiscovered. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth.

I don't know! What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Q: What is a stoner's favorite dream?

Police Officer: "How high are you? A: It was highly strung. How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?

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A: They both get blitzed! Q: Did you hear about the midget that got baked? If you don't like the smell of weed, you won't like the smell of me. Baby girl you had it onceyou had it twice. Making bank, and smoking dank. A: Protestant woman gets stoned before they commit adultery. That is an Neer thought sober, let alone while high.