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Bible jokes, humor and trivia Like most college professors, I've seen hilarious errors in student-written papers. Here are two recent ones: "There were a lot of times where Jesus would speak to huge crows such as at the Sermon on the Mount. This collecction doesn't purpoert to be the best assortment of Bible jokes. Nevertheless, at least some of them will evoke chuckles from your friends. Many of these humorous sayings, jokes and Bible trivia were collected from messages floating around socil media and Internet messaging servicest. Some appear to have come from Richard Lederer's Anguished English, or else he got them from the same source that provided these.

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Question: How do we know that they played cards in the ark? As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?

Psalm 90 may be the oldest Psalm, written by Moses around B. Answer: They were really put out.

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In Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns both a Pontiac Smartt a Geo. An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. Question: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

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